What Your Christmas Tree Says About You

9 Dec

What does your Christmas tree say about you?

White lights − You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.

Multi-colored lights − You’re an extrovert.

Blinking Lights − You have attention deficit disorder.

Homemade ornaments – You have lots of children.

Strung Popcorn − You have too much time on your hands.

Red balls only − You wish you lived in a department store.

Cutoff top − You didn’t measure the tree.

Vague evergreen smell − You bought a healthy tree.

Strong evergreen smell − You sprayed your tree with Pine-Sol.

Just plain smelly − There’s a dead bird in your tree.

(Reader’s Digest)

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